I just put out an orange level terrorist threat on her punani
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
I'm pretty sure if an eight year old calls you a whore.. it's true. just saying.
he just told me i make him happier than drugs. that's some serious shit right there
there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
I found a fried uncrustable on the table from last night.
Worst walk of shame everrr. Hopefully the thought of me walking 20 minutes in the freezing cold with someone else's sweatpants, a bra on & high heels will cheer you up today.
Oh god there are people jogging. Fuck off productive people, you don't know me.
Def just hooked up with my brother's senior prom date in his bed. Does that make me the worst brother ever?
He said I could liberate his beef and all I could think about was how I don't eat veal for political reasons.
So tomorrow I have my performance review with my boss who I banged. When I go in should I ask if this review will be rating my sex or work performance?
I just got a free round of shots. Don't you DARE fuckin tell me that A-cup boobs can't get you good things.
Your life has no conflict it's just a blur of sex and Netflix
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
