I may just buy something cuz i have 6 weddings in the next year and a half.
Holy shittt I don't even have a bf
i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
i guess its not very common for a paramedic to have to revive someone who was struck by a falling shampoo bottle while getting off from the bathtub faucet.
Awesome morning. I just met my boyfriend's wife, should I have shaken her hand or was the hug a tad over the top?
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Going abroad, it was like my vagina was in a candy store... a sweet sweet british candy store
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
constantly striving to make life awkward and more complicated, one drunk bone at a time.
So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
Just used my flashlight app to find a gummy lifesaver I dropped on the floor
I like how you're utilizing your resources
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I was figuring I'd break up with her after work, but before Taco Tuesday
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
Just bought a gingerbread house kit and pregnancy tests. Happy holidays.
PLEASE AT LEAST MEOW SO I KNOW YOU AREN'T DEAD
i need to get drunk because i'm an angry sober
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
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