as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
Her tattoo has the intellectual profundity of snakes on a plane except you can't laugh.
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
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At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
STD scares really help you understand the whole six degrees of separation thing...
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
I have the best idea for a new business. It's going to be called "Lamb-Scape". We are going to cut lawns using lambs. You just put 5 or 6 on a lawn and they eat the grass #allnatural
YOU SAID YOU WERE OUT OF POT
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Not even official and he's cleaned my puke twice. His hotdog skills are an added bonus. I've got a keeper
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I was going to say that I wasn't sure how that happened... but then I remembered that I bonded with the Australians over vitamins and INXS and they bought me tequila.
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
Yes. I'm realizing that sports games are good reasons to drink. I just cheer when everyone else cheers.
I woke up on the floor with 2 cartons of cigarettes, a box of chocolate bars, and a business card for a man named Larry. Don't remember him, but if the Rols on his card is his, I might throw him a mouth party...
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
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