I swear she didn't look like that last week.
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
Just for future reference: milk is NOT a good mixer no matter how drunk you are.
You are very nonchalant about the high probability of us having an orgy.
Eh, I'm ok with this, this can work. We're the best kind of the worst people.
Im so excited to get permanently banned for life from all the old bars again, it is gonna be christmas after all
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
Is this a Beer, Vodka or Whiskey kind of problem solving night? It's imperative I stock accordingly.
Questions like that are why I love you.
I'm actually more excited that I had so much sex this weekend that my ovaries hurt
Who wakes up at 9 and says "let me send a pic of my dick to my ex gf"
I'm making a sandwich topless right now. Remind me again why I don't have a boyfriend?
You smoked too much and passed out, didn't you?
You know me so well.
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