But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
I smell stomach acid.
eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
Seriously? Do you have me saved in your phone as 'check every 3 months to see if she's single yet'?
I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
Dental hygienist just pulled two flakes of glitter out. And asked me how i've been doing with the divorce.
There was a group of girls next to us. One was smiling at me. I only remember walking up and saying "oh you're Russian". Not sure where it went from there
There's a mechanical bull in the basement dude where are you
i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
We were destined to go to rehab together
I was like, booze is the closest thing I have to a father. Don't pour daddy down the sink
THIS FUCKNUGGET
DOES HE EVEN REALIZE HOW MANY INCREDIBLE INSULTS I'VE WASTED ON HIM
I'VE INSULTED THE EVERLOVING SHIT OUT OF HIM AND HE CAN'T EVEN APPRECIATE IT
THE HO
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
He told me that I should keep my socks on next time because he read somewhere that it'll help me orgasm...
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