I told you I would drunk text you sometime........its that time.
don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
You're the only person I know who would say "we'll play it by ear" referring to a threesome
I don't think of it as I'm taking a pole dancing class...its more like I'm making myself recession proof
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
Rule of thumb; if you ask me if my tits are fake you will not get to touch them.
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
We should discuss this later when sobriety has returned. Right now he's just like a distant cousin.
Dude I am allergic to the candy dicks from that sex shop in Vegas. Come take me to hospital right now.
So, when I got arrested, they fingerprinted me. I'm getting my nails done right now and I'm pretty sure he's filing off my prints. Worth the $30.
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
I just smoked part of an Oreo cuz I thought it was some hash you left
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
You is single now. The world is your ass buffet.
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