i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
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why didn't you tell me his penis tasted like oreos?
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
You were buying shots for everyone, saying, "I got a tax refund. I'm a MILLIONAIRE."
I just hooked up with the same bartender my dad cheated on my mom with in the 90s. Not sure how this makes me feel.
family traditions my good sir
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
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Just used my flashlight app to find a gummy lifesaver I dropped on the floor
I like how you're utilizing your resources
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
It's all fun and games until you rupture a testicle
New holiday tradition. Eat all the Xanax in the am, then wake up later after festivities and eat all the leftovers
Just because you got dumped by some loser doeant mean you need Jesus. It just means you need better friends and some booze
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
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