Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
someone owes me an orgasm
He was taking the caps off the vodka bottles and throwing them out the window so we'd have to finish them. Engineers have the best logic.
thanks for texting me "so many asians" at 1am...
there were a lot.
Because when I say 'You shouldn't drink anymore', she hears, 'I personally challenge you to chug 3 more mixed drinks'
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
Don't know how I even got in. I pulled my id out and threw it at the bouncer, and he just picked it up, checked it, and let me in.
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
I cannot take someone's straight and gay virginity in one threesome. It's just too much responsibility.
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
There is a huge fucking spider in my bathroom....I can just burn our apartment down right? What do you need me to grab?
It's 2016 and I'm somehow banging the milkman.
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