I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
Anyone who says sunshine brings happyness has never woken up with the worst hangover of their life to their window being open and it being a bright shinny day
I've officially moved beyond college drinking. I just got business drunk at an internship seminar.
dude, she was giving me a lapdance and her thong had a skid mark. no I did not hit it.
And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
I was tackling you out of excitement
Yeah thank goodness the stripper pole was there to break my fall.
My younger brother just got high fives from all my guy cousins for fucking my best friend. I hate family gatherings.
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
I am never drinking with the goths again.
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
I just woke up butt-naked in bed with a guy I've never seen..I reached into my bag next to the bed to get my phone and found a bag of shrooms, a handle of vodka, and 600 dollars that I've never seen. what do I do
enjoy it.
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
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