she was screaming in french about how classy it was to be drinking wine. oh... she was drinking it out of the bottle. with a beer in her other hand while throwing up.
I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
I just asked the dr if it was herpes while wearing my shirt from the strip club...
I told you to stay away from the strippers in Oklahoma
found a rock and smashed the sliding glass door. home safe. screen door is locked so we're good.
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
fat people need to stop using the handicapped bathroom stall so I can have sex in it. it's common logic
Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
Note to self... Do not stick your head in a can of paint and try to paint the walls green with your hair
Also, sex on a first date is no, right? Really, I just don't want to clean my apartment, but I'm trying to hide behind "morals" in an effort to appear less lazy.
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
if my 20s were a chapter in my autobiography, it would be called "the room is spinning and my hands smell like dick"
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