So it wasn't until I came that he pointed out the glow in the dark plastic star still stuck to my forehead. Fun times.
He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
So currently I have a block of cheese duct taped to my air conditioner in lieu of a fridge.
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
You convinced us both to take shots of jack Daniels through our eyes.
booty call birthday vouchers, best idea ever. it's like giving a present to myself for someone else's birthday.
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
I had to find out that I peed in the box of baby clothes from my mom, who found out from my grandma. New low.
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
Can I borrow you for, like, thirty minutes so you can lay on one boob and rub the other until I fall asleep?
I HAVE NEVER BEEN FRIENDZONED IN MY LIFE AND THIS GIRL IS GOING TO MAKE ME QUESTION EVERYTHING. LIKE A GODDAMN CUNT. A WONDERFUL, BEAUTIFUL, MAJESTIC, LESBIAN CUNT.
I just traded 5 cigarettes for a sandwich on they greyhound.You owe me 5 cigarettes. I told you I would get hungry.
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
I just put condoms in a mason jar because it looked prettier than the box.I think I've peaked.
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