Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
Dude, it's gettin so bad even my fantasies just wanna be friends.
do herpes really smell.
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
Life lesson learned last night, if you are too drunk to use the atm leave the strip club
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
Drunk me forgot I'm not an 18yr old raver anymore. Adult me is now in pain.
Hey your work video crashed my computer. The 8 pornos running in the other window didn't. Congratulations.
Let's fuck under the stars. And by under the stars I mean in my bed underneath my glow in the dark star stickers.
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
Yep. The ghost of my sex life is in your house.
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
Baby Shark came on during sex.
She has BABY SHARK on her sex playlist. Who does that?
You abruptly started screaming because they had and I quote “calamari on the hoof”
Randomize
