What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
I always feel awkward when im sitting at home watching the price is right and the fat contestant get the gym equipment.
can you take me to a tanning bed
sure, why though?
i have to go once so i can blame these herpes on the tanning bed and she won't get suspicious
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He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
I'm going to have to call in sick tomorrow. After this weekend, there's no way I can handle hearing the accountants talk about double entry without puking.
Apparently tackling a bar stool and crashing to the floor while yelling for 6 shots of whiskey won't get you thrown out on St Pattys Day.
On an unrelated side note: I shall now attempt to crawl to the bathroom. Where I will lay motionless on the cold ceramic bathtub with hot water pouring over my shivering body as I desperately try not to vomit. Good day.
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
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I feel like saying your blowjobs are worth a burrito is not the best strategy to get him to be more giving in bed.
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
I legitimately just had to leave work because I am too hungover. The front office ladies keep making fun of me.
Not gonna make it. His stripper neighbors are playing a Super Bowl drinking game that involves removing my clothes
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