whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
I just got asked by a man in the alley if i would like to buy 50 dollars of meat for 20 bucks. Its been a weird day.
You know you're true friends when you can talk about what sexual diseases you may or may not have.
He just washed his hands with scrubbing bubbles yelling "They work hard so I don't have to!"
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
My first drink last night was a 2-liter of jameson and coke. So hung over it hurt to put my pants back on
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
THERE ARE SO MANY ALCOHOLS IN MY BLOOD RIGHT NOW
I must be the strongest person who ever managed to get knocked down by a pug.
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
A man can only lie in bed watching COPS for so long before he wants to do things that can lead him to starring on the show.
all his sexual metaphors involve condiments, should I worry?
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
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