Is there a reason "Call me when you're legal" is written on my arm? I'm 22..
you dont know how to answer ppls txts anymore?!?
im sorry, i don't get text messages.
Bridesmaid dress fitting. I look like a Weeble and Michelle looks like Malibu Barbie. I have to keep reminding myself that she has herpes so really, the playing field is more level than it might initially seem.
i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
He uses pillows to masturbate.
it was like getting a handjob from mrs. butterworth
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
I've been ignoring his texts cause last night I put him in my phone as 'ignore for atleast a day' and I trust my drunk self.
I've used my house key more to do bumps of coke than I've used it to get in my house.
I just googled "can they trace a vibrator back to you" so that' s how my life it going.
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
Yeah yeah I know I have to bring your dog back.
In a few weeks I'll be a beautiful butterfly and me and my cat will have to repopulate the earth. WE WILL REBUILD!!
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