No, you can still breathe under the balls.
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
i just googled "alcohol delivery service". im combating drunk driving one lazy act a time.
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
The next time you try to involve a tickle me Elmo in my orgasm, I'm leaving you
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
It's amazing how hard it it while drunk to not comment "fuck you" on dumb peoples' statuses
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
Put my boyfriend in a chastity cage while he was passed out last night. Now I control his orgasms.
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