Are you drinking alone?
no, i'm watching house
That doesn't count.
wtf, then i'm always alone
You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
Omg. Just talked to a semi driver from nebraska. Got her truck stuck. Gave her and her riding buddy a glass of vodka and a cig. YES.
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
Fixing to yell "you're too hot for her" at a Gerard butler look alike. There is absolutely no way this is going to end well...
You are my best friend, but sometimes best friends need to punch each other in the face
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
Congrats you've received dick pics from an Olympic silver medalist
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
2016 shall be rememered as the year I sharted while putting up the Christmas tree.
It feels like heartburn in my lungs. I'll buy 2 pounds.
With each thrust he'd whisper "like a ninja." Should I be flattered or appalled?
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