school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
I farted on Jack's balls last night. He got pissed and walked away cause he knew it was on purpose. I couldn't hold it in anymore.
rather than putting your name in guys phones, you just texted 90999 to donate $10 to Haiti and then gave it back to them
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
We should never set our expectations higher than pizza bagels cause then our night is bound to get better
I found a horn on the street but it's okay I disinfected it with vodka
Finals are done.. I just wanna get drunk and pretend I'm a seahorse.
Puked in the trees at home depot, I told everyone it was fertilizeerr
my dad is now demonstrating how to start a fire with a tampon. happy fucking new year!
I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
Wait do we still get bagels if no one got laid
I know it doesn't seem right, but sometimes, bagels are just flat out called for.
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
Yeah, so if you ever try to steal it, just know my tongue's been on it in several occasions. All over it.
Who in their right mind would frost a cake with their butt?
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