This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
so as we were driving to pick up my grandma from old navy she procedes to yell into our open window.. "I'll make ya holla fo a dolla" umm...
Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
I just wanted to let you know I just licked gravy off of my boobs. Just putting that out there.
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
Ok so I could say "im sorry"...but instead ill just say "unsupervised...jager...military guys...green school bus called the juice box...and HUGE dick"
I was at that stage of drunk where it seemed appropriate to just make out with everyone. As like a greeting.
I hear you
I come back upstairs and there he was sitting in a speedo. He handed me a blanket and said "let's cuddle" how is this real life?
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
apparently I got pissed off that no one would let me spray them with a bottle of champagne at midnight of the new year. so I sprayed myself with one shirtless in the near freezing cold outside
Strip club, what strip club did I eat a steak at? That's the appropriate question
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
Best part though was when he wanted to cuddle and I was like, I'm going to go.
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