he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
Whatever my ex gf's roomates talked shit about me so I jizzed in their shampoo bottle one night
This show inspires me to have sex in space
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
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You know why I moved here? No public intoxication law. A cop just helped me from my bent over vomit pose, asked if I was ok, and gave me a ride home.
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
ive got a scarf tied around my face holding bags of hashbrowns to it, im too boss to care
A zombie called me motorboat central while participating in an auction to motorboat my tits. he then proceeded to propose, insisting that he makes alot money.
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I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
She definitely peed in a bucket in their closet last night. We should warn them about that, right?
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
You told me you were trying to learn all the MLB ballparks while you waited for your porn to load.
Write this down so you can tell me in the morning. "That bartender needs to be in my mouth."
When you realized the door was unlocked, you did the mission impossible yheme song and snuck into the bathroom. And continued it while you peed.
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