i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
My dad just knocked on my door and told me that my vibrator was too loud
I don't make the first move. Ever. Unless were playing monopoly cause that's my shit
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
I'd love to sympathize with you but I'm drunk in a mansion
He professed his love for me while I danced on a picnic table with a bottle of Absolut. I said thank you and walked away.
Just promise me you wont die... or hook up with an old asian lady playing slots
Cant promise that last part. I won't die though
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
I thought if I bought the most expensive pregnancy test I would look like I had my life together
we're forecasting high levels of inebriation into the evening with dropping temperatures late at night
got a free grilled cheese. Didn't even have to talk about Jesus
Love waking up to a new contact named “Pizza” btw
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