i just unintentionally masturbated to my own facebook picture
I just used a franzia box to scrape the snow off my car.
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
I just ate a can of beans for dinner so I can afford to go get a 5$ bottle of wine. I really did not think these choices would still be necessary at age 25.
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
Welcome to drunk texts. Live from Margaritaville, it's Saturday night!!!
I just dropped $300 on lingerie. He better rip this off with his teeth.
Turns out I screen transfered my streaming trucker restroom porn vid to the downstairs neighbors'TV instead of my own, damn you chromecast
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
I just peed on myself the semester has officially began.
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