Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
She asked to borrow my chapstick then said "I promise I won't get herpes on it"
we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
so went to the condom shack today. bought a condom that dresses up your dick in a suit...tomorrow im fucking in style
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
I just realized how early it is, you're taking this booty call thing to a whole other level. also, there are altoids all over my room, that was weird
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
And tell the hostess not to worry, she's narcoleptic and fell asleep on the way to the bar, but she'll be fine in a few minutes.
I just heard myself say the sentence "I'm gonna go to the bank then take a nap". 8 year old me just slapped my present self through the space-time continuum for being an old fuck.
If there's one thing I learned yesterday, it's that if I really wanted to I could be mayor of Toronto.
One does not fall in love, one falls flat on the their face after leaving a bar
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
It does not feel like it was just this morning that I had a penis in multiple cavities of my body
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