Please don't use social media to get back at me.
so i walked in, looked up the stairs and all i saw was smashed pumpkin, tube socks, and marinara sauce
Just dropped $150 at the liquor store. No power and two feet of snow has taken my alcoholism to another level.
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
Dude you didn't move for like 2 hours then suddenly sang the chorus to ghetto superstar and passed back out
No, he's fine. He only wanted to know why there were traffic pylons in the living room and how the peanut butter got on the ceiling.
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
The worst that could happen is you end up with a black eye and I get laid.. I'm okay with my end of that bargain.
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
Oh god I just had an orgasim riding my bike. I need to get laid pronto.
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
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