Just got my period. I'm not pregnant with Scott's child and I won't be having any sex tonight. This must be what they mean by bittersweet.
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
I just ate a whole bag of celery instead of getting up to get a glass of water. That high.
Bars not open yet, I feel like a desperate alcoholic wandering around outside.
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
I came home to my brother stoned out of his mind. He got a high score on COD and asked me to have a celebration yogurt with him.
You can't just send the picture of my vagina back to me, 2 months after we broke up, and make small talk out of it.
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
Seriously just told the plant the cheese Pringles are mine.
Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
Lost my anal v card with Peter Thiel's RNC speech on in the background. Unbelievably appropriate
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
Randomize
