FYI... At my funeral, it will be your job to throw yourself dramatically onto my casket.
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
She's got an ass you could write the declaration of independence on in one line. Takes up three bar stools.
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no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
pretty sure that I broke my nose during sexting. Life is grand.
I now realize that they made gum to take the taste of dick out of your mouth.
every time i wear that dress i get kicked out of a bar.
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Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
So he might be the smartest man alive. He had the stripper pick him up taco bell on the way to the room for an extra 50 bucks.
she asked how her costume looked and all i could say was bars are dark right?
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
I want to buy weed from this guy on Tinder but I'm not sure I should trust him...but it's free delivery
I am confused/concerned about the circumstances that led to your consumption of 3 beta fish last night.
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