You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
well look at the bright side
maybe you can be on an episode of "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant"
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
My last google search was "mavis beacon techs tping" Thank god google auto corrects bc otherwise i wouldn't know that i drunk-type 13 words a minute.
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
She's in the hospital because she tried to steal a toilet seat from an outhouse and fell off the bank. We're gonna hang the toilet seat by the pool.
IM SO HIGH RIGHT NOW, IM WHAT ROCKET MAN WANTED TO BE WHEN HE GREW UP. ELTON JOHN CAN BLOW ME.
I'm driving home wearing one sock, boxers, and a tee shirt. That's how good it was
Forever getting my life back together in gas station bathrooms.
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
I would throw a dart into the Olympic ceremony and fuck whoever it hit
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