Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
we're doing shots for every degree below freezing it is outside
Don't judge me. If you're going to fall off a bed you might as well do it gracefully into a bag full of beer.
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
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um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
Rode my bike to work still drunk. Almost threw up on a camper while getting him out of his parents car.
Did I actually say goodbye last night or did I just poison you with vodka and disappear?
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
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Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
I woke up in a bunk bed beside two Brazilians dude you have no idea how happy I was
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
Went home last night with that hot British guy. Sounded like I was f-ing in a Harry Potter movie.
She's celebrating a tinder-match-aversary and I'm not about that.
I just got out of a $280 speeding ticket by acting like The Big Lebowski. Seriously Jeff Bridges is the man.
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