But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Every time he makes fun of me for anything I just remind myself he ate ice cream out of a strippers vagina
She kept saying "I didn't do it" but she was so drunk she forgot her pee was orange from her UTI medicine.
Just gave advice in krystal burger while holding and pointing with a corona to a 3 year old, told her to enjoy her stroller time while it lasts. The mom pushed her away fast.
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
I don't fucking care about the convenience of not having freudian slips. I spent 2009-2011 screwing around with 3 different Daniels. 2012 WILL be the dawn of a new day
How about a mike?
Already had two of those
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
BRING ME THE PLAN B. ILL GIVE YOU A FREE WATER BOTTLE AND A BUMPER STICKER AND SOME BACON BITS
Maybe her vagina is like a vacuum
I can't decide if that would be a good or bad thing. I'm leaning toward good
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
he drank all my beer while i was at work and passed out on my couch, when i got home he was out cold and my room mates pig was licking him. they seemed peaceful, so i took 20 bucks from his wallet and left again.
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
I had to dust off the condom box before she came over..
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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