Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
im shaking like a drug addict and i almost just shat my pants when i sneezed...no more patron for me
mom just texted me "hawaii ambien". those are like the two things she talks about to keep me interested in spending time with her.
sometimes after I smoke and the high has gone away...the high will come back like three hours later for a brief yet gripping ride.
that's usually when I end up in someone's house, having sex with someone else, while that someone's roommate makes us mozzarella sticks.
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
Dude best one night stand i woke she was cleaning our fridge while waiting for the cab to show
Imagine cans of beer raining. Like not hitting you and hurting you. Just gently falling into your hand whenever you're sad
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
It's election day and I was just tied up with an American flag scarf
I'm spending my Sunday wishing the entire Patriots offense would let me touch their manhood
This friendship isnt goin to work if you dont respond to my drunk texts
You stumbled into the hotel room escorted by security and then went into the bathroom sat by the toilet, threw up for hours while slamming your head on the wall and whimpering "why" over and over.. I went to bed
Two questions: Did you enjoy your birthday present and how did i wake up with glitter all over my dick?
We ended the night eating peanutbutter with our hands and smoking cigarettes in the house at 4am. Fucking Everclear, man.
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