where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
i just had 3 doubles lined up on top of a urinal, texting with one hand and my dick in the other. I an fucking awesome.
Instead of peeing my cute lil blue panties I peed in the train parking lot in front of an asian.
Will you come get her? She's trying to get the pizza guy into the bathtub.
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I DON'T CARE WHAT THE CIRCUMSTANCES ARE NEVER VOMIT IN MY PURSE AGAIN.
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
His dad asked what he was doing so he texted his FATHER a picture of me wearing his shirt in his bed.
Guy in the room next to us in the ER is chanting "I'm jeff and I'm drunk". He's trying to get released to finish tailgating for the Iowa game that starts in 9 hours.
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
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No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
My mom wants to know what to send you in a care package. She used cat emojis, so you know it's serious
You know you have done too many drugs when you gum the sugar off your margarita without even thinking twice
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
The holidays are too long. I always run out of adderall before I run out of family. you got any left?
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
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