sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
So baked. Thought the twigs on the sidewalk were caterpillars with the ability to harden in self defense. Had to pick one up to be sure.
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
Im rethinking drunk tuesdays. Also rethinking ovaries.
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What happened?....
He lifted up the blanket, and whispered "Don't do it" to his sperm....
Call me when you wake up. I wanna start drinking but I'm giving up hope on my life if I drink alone before 10 am
You poured your drink on yourself and then said "it's not a party until I'm wet"
So a sorority girl just introduced herself to me by saying "a guy I used to fuck just threw up on me" and then she grinded on me
I think I was the only one who knew you were acting like you weren't drunk in public issues discussion this morning. Make sure you thank me in your Academy Award Speech someday.
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Yup. Dog walker, house sitter and mistress to the rich, bored and bi-curious. I've got a nice little operation running.
Would it be playing god to put spaghetti on my pizza?
That broad from the bar put her name in my phone as "The girl I'm going to marry in 10 years".
So it turns out "let's pretend to be gay so guys will stop hitting on us" was step one in her plan to get me into bed...
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
the fact that I've been his fuck buddy for a year, and I'm pregnant isn't bothering me. the fact that he didn't tell me about his girlfriend does.
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