I have a feeling we are going to become cougars together.
Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
Good ideas don't start with we have a bottle of vodka..
I just found puke in my bra..
The interviewer had a hook for his right hand I TRIED TO SHAKE HIS HOOK WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME
I'm sweating so much right now i look like Whitney Houston
Every single person in dollar tree stares at you if you are buying a pregnancy test and wearing a charlie brown costume. Just FYI.
I'm smoking a bowl and pondering why we haven't discovered teleportation again.
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
A gay guy went down on me in the club bathroom and then fixed my makeup for me
its gonna be a great night
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
Money making scheme, blow job proof mascara. Waterproof is bullshit
Nah, i wasn't offended. Having a bridesmaid who you had had multiple threesomes with your future husband would be weird.
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