CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
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Gosh I haven't been pantsless in front of anyone for a while. It's time for me to pick up my game. We need a party. I need some rum.
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
Fuck that. I'm not afraid to die. I'll prove you can survive on a bagel bites and rum diet.
I was trying to chase her off the carpet, but now there are figure-eights of cat vomit. everywhere
he made a bon jovi sex playlist and started crying when "i'll be there" came on... how was your night?
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Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
Wait you actually sent a text to your self saying “love you I miss you"?
Whatever he got a sick blow job and his high school fantasy was fulfilled
And that's what dreams are made of
*hilary duff crying in the background*
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
Once my new license was put into my hand, a light from the heavens shined down and pauly D's voice was in my mind saying ohh yeaaah 21 yeaaah
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