i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
Game over. He has a paternity test request on his table.
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
In my defense, I haven't stolen anyone's clothes yet.
Yeah, that's a plus.
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
Anyways, he came over at 3:30 am and ate me out while I ate pizza on the counter
Hes done the math! Hes calculated how much sex it's going to take to fuck 365 miles. Now thats a little brother im proud of. New resolutions are a go!
Funny you say that, I just sold my stripper pole to my mom tonight...
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
May I make reservations with your penis for this evening?
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
Drunk me bought a cell phone last week and began texting sober me. The conversation between the two is still on going.
Randomize