I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
i asked him how he could stand the smell of skunk. his answer was "it smells like good weed"...
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
No, you always delete them without reading. Enjoy the virtue of morning innocence. What are you doing today.
they're both probably 7 inches? or 8? I'm shoving a ruler in my mouth trying to figure it out
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
He's just sitting there staring at my sisters teddy bear hoping it will come to life.
You're the only person I know who would be upset about making out with a girl you like. You're like a drunken Charlie Brown.
also Jesus you really need to change your diet. I just washed your baby gravy out of my hair and it's so acidic my hair is damaged. You have killer sperm
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
He was more upset that I got into his phone than about getting caught cheating.
So. Much. Porn.
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