Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
the $20 limit for secret santa doesn't apply to me cause you know a half gram of coke is more than $20
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
Just filled the brita up in the bathtub because we couldn't get it into the sink.
I let my cat eat the pepperonis off of my pizza while I was still eating it. That's the level of tequila drunk I got last night.
God I adore you.
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
Ohh man. That was a snatch-waxer with a score to settle.
Just figured out my hair is long enough to tie my wrists together. . .get over here NOW!
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
I don't think meeting his drug dealers counts as a relationship landmark.
I'm glad you enjoyed the night but why were you calling me "daddy"?
Black labs can get you to do pretty much anything...even approach strange men in their bath robes
So Blakes coming home... so if youre like fingerbanging the shit out of yourself on the kitchen table...wrap it up
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