A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
I feel like you pissing on my ping pong table isn't something to be proud of.
He blacked out at the first bar and passed out at the second...we just carried him to bar three and four and sat him in the lounge chairs, he said we're amazing
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
She sprained her ankle last night trying to flash me.
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
These freshman guys were trying to holler at me from their window, and I realized about 20 minutes too late that the best possible reaction at that time would've been screaming "FLACCID PENIS". Oh, and I found this awesome zombie charm bracelet you would love.
You tried crawling through the apartment window instead of going through the wide open door next to it
Talking to a customer about getting high and staring at glow in the dark wheels while there is a cop in the store. Just another day in Tampa
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
Can I come over?
Sorry I gave up dick for lent. Hit me up on Good Friday tho
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
Fuck this virus. We’re finally back on campus but the bars suck parties are banned sports are canceled we eat in our rooms and can’t fucking hangout with anyone. I’m tired of virtual classes and involuntary celibacy
OMG IKR! It’s not college unless we’re puking in a toilet wondering if we’re pregnant or just hungover!
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