pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
this is ridiculous... i look like a white version of MC Hammer...
gettin pulled by a cop with a camera crew. gonna flee. want my 15 min of fame on cops.
Sometimes I wish I could peel his face off and use it to take all the money out of his account.
what has two thumbs and is going to bang you boss on monday?
I still think it's messed up that you're naming your kids after all the guys you slept with in college
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
There is no way that a naked man in your kitchen can be explained-away as a "misunderstanding."
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
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