i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
apparently you can't crawl through the drive-thru window
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
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I drove 5 hours to see her. She thanked me by getting shitfaced, inviting her boyfriend over, and making me sleep on the couch after I cooked for them and did the dishes. You're right. I'm a fucking doormat.
thought the power was flickering out but it turns out im just blinking
But first time having sex and he went down on me twice?! I'm gonna marry this guy
I'll make sure to include that in my bridesmaid toast
I was taking a bath while he walked in, sat down on the toilet, and said "its like a baby, I can see it crowning."
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
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Judging by the garbled spelling in the calendar reminders in my phone, drunk me really wanted sober me to take a pregnancy test today.
I'm texting you the word "cockring" because I feel it hasn't been said enough throughout our friendship.
Nothing quite like walking through a spider web on your way back in from smoking to fuck up a perfectly good high.
We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
is it bad that there is a girl in my bed right now and the only thing i can think about is the fect that its after 3am which means i cant order jimmyjohns unitll tomorrow?
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