Your tits are I can't wait for
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
The reason halloween exists is because it's not cheating if you're wearing a costume.
I'm returning our mountain of beer cans, while wearing a Budweiser sweatshirt. i don't look like an alcoholic.
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Picture this: me driving down 183 throwing up into a towel. I just hit rock bottom.
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
"can of pringles" is totally a legitimate measure of time
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
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Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
I completely forgot I gave up beer. But airports don't count. They're like international waters. No rules.
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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