A cab driver remembered me by name, address, and ex fuck buddys nick name from a year ago. I mustve been one memorable shit show.
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
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Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
I have discovered that there is nothing that a giant penis attached to a southern accent can't talk me into. yee-haw!
Just got a nosebleed, my period and the runs all at the same time. I'm either dying, or this is the first sign of the apocalypse. You warning you in case it's the latter.
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
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I found your Halloween costume. I think you shit yourself last night
cool, get new shit, I dnt want the same old if it's my last drink ever
The world isn't ending you idiot. I'll grab beer
You were wearing a cookie monster onesie and telling everyone you were actually the sausage monster..
On the bright side I still got laid
You were petting your bowl of cocoa puffs and shushing it softly while staring at the mirror
I feel as though I look like a mom with a substance abuse problem
Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
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