I'm not conventionally pretty...I'm just crazy
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
We carried on a casual conversation about plants while I gave him a hand job.
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
I'd like to stay optimistic, but I have this nagging suspicion my penis is in for a disappointing holiday weekend.
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
I got back and Katie was asleep holding a burrito. I woke her up and she ate it and passed back out.
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
Happy birthday and sorry I punched your friend in the face
Got myself invited to boss's family dinner party, drank too much, and fucked boss's brother in his parent's house. Just another Wednesday.
You handed me your heels and said, "barefoot running is all the rage." Then you proceeded to run home.
Randomize
