I did something stupid with eggs call me when you get up. Cops were also involved.
I just realized I had sex more when i looked like a fat elton john. Fuck my life.
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
I should hang a sign above my bed that says "get hard or go home."
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Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
I feel a whole lot better than i did this morning at 3 when one of my roommates discovered me slightly aware of my surroundings and naked in the bath tub with the shower on
maby next time we don't finish the whole box wine just because it tastes like shit
you said you would race him to taco bell but you slipped in the parking lot and just laid there, crying
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A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
i projectile vomited shoeless at 7:30 a.m. in a taco bell parking lot. never again.
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
Just passed the animal clinic parking lot I had to pull over to puke in during welcome week. I can almost hear the dogs barking at my shame again.
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
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