So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
I hate babysitting girls whose boobs are bigger than mine.
I don't understand how he can't hear himself snoring, but he'll wake up to me sneaking m&m's from my junk food stash beside the bed...
You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
You were so high you insisted on spoon feeding me your KFC bowl while I was driving.
Was who let the dogs out playing?
Ya. You started barking when it ended
He kept telling me Te Amo last night. Over and over. And that he was scared. Drunkenly. In Spanish.
I think we've entered a low point in our relationship when I'm sending you pictures of pubic hair designs "because they're funny"
I'm at the point where I'm more upset that he got to keep my bottle of Fireball than that he stopped talking to me with no explanation
She made me a smoothie in the morning.. It was vodka and fruit.
Why is this not the first time I’ve seen the mugshot of someone I’ve slept with
i think we sleep fucked last night...
Hate my fucking roommates.... Seriously, who the FUCK peels potatoes in the bathroom sink?!
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