Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
My nephew just came out playing with my moms vibrator.
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
shes the only person ive ever met that could make "i don't swallow" sound sexy
Her bed looked like it had just hosted a water balloon fight. It was that good.
He kept making me pretend I was his personal trainer. When I swallowed his cum he made me pretend I was drinking a protein shake. Thats actually what it tasted like.
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
The woman that sang I Touch Myself died today. There's only one appropriate way to honor her memory.
I'm on the job.
I say I hate my boss but I find myself jerking off to him more and more with each passing day
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
I walked in and found you petting your fish outside the bowl, you said its fine, you do this all the Time.
You gave my cousin a blowjob and are facebook friends with my mom. Is there a name for this level of friendship?
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
WHY DID YOU NOT OFFER TO LET HIM STAY
Dude, it's like you want him inside me more than i do
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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