There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
Just got a message from a guy on a dating site who says he helped me remove lime pulp from my eye in a club toilet 2 weeks ago.
Any idea who the guy in my bed tagged as rattlesnake dick might be?
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
I think my penis ruined a perfectly good friendship.
Hindsight is 20/20. Or a bladder infection.
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
when the washing machine is on all the beer bottles jiggle and clink against each other... "drink us drink us drink us"
True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
Well. I guess talking about me stealing your wife may not be in the list of legit conversations
Sooooooo Your wife and your girlfriend are making cat noises at one another via text
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
Yes, the maid of honor did just deep throat the mic during the toast. How do I follow that?
Randomize
