all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
the stripper made me go home becuz she had to take her kid to a birthday party in the morning
Our house smells like week old pizza, beer cans, cigarettes, and depressing career tracks....get lysol.
dude, my own friends sent me home from a party last night. real cool assholes. real cool
Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
"Not only do I bring a guy back to my hotel room....But I bring one back for my friend who's passed out drunk. Now that's what we call BESTfriends"
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
I'm pretty sure he told me he was sterile and I told him I was on the pill. The positive pregnancy test I'm holding in my hand right now tells me that at least one of us was lying.
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
What has my life become? I'be officially recruited my fuck buddy for help getting my ex back.
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
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