Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
If you're trying to piece together your night, I can tell you where those tassels came from.
When my alarm went off, he rolled over and asked me: Bacon or dick? Yes, I will see him again.
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
He just gave himself a boner while driving using "the power of his mind"
Is there really anything more beautiful than opening a fresh box of wine on a Friday afternoon?
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
I can't believe you didn't come out. There was a duckling ON THE BAR!
No other awkward car ride can beat the one you give your drug dealer home.
IF I CANT STRIP TO SANTA BABY THEN WHY EVEN HAVE CHRISTMAS.
i told him the only way i'd fuck him was if he saved me during the zombie apocolypse and took me to a tastefully decorated yet impenetrable hideout.
He went down on me for like 30 min and honestly half the time I thought about those videos where people can smash watermelons with their legs and I just wanted to do that to his skull
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