The Wii Fit is already telling me I'm an alcoholic.
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
im pretty sure this vending machine only exists when im drunk
she tends to only attract lesbians and homeless men
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No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
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Dude...I slept walked to the free condom bin in the lounge last night. I don't know why.
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
Now that you have a boyfriend, can I have my vibrator back?
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
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