I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
I'm picking out a half way decent top so if I get arrested I'll have a respectable mug shot photo. Always be prepared.
I think she just stepped in a piece of mac and cheese, picked it off the bottom of her foot and ate it.
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
I woke up covered in sausage cart mustard and champagne
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
Dude you were so high some kid was kicking the wall and you were convinced it was your heartbeat
People will say "JOE YOU MUST TURN DOWN" and I will refuse, in the name of liberty.
My walk of shame wasn't complete until I projectile vomited clutching my truck bumper while he just smiled with that look of regret.
Her name was Danica but I felt like it would be hard to say drunk so I called her Shelby
I'm fairly sure I accidentally saw my dad naked last night
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
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