i'm so desperate for a drink right now i looked up the recipe to make pruno
The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
Maybe her vagina is like a vacuum
I can't decide if that would be a good or bad thing. I'm leaning toward good
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
Don't blame me. I told you I didn't know if I had a key to those hancuffs.
She sprained her ankle last night trying to flash me.
You ran through a field yelling "I'm frolicking! I'm frolicking!" Then fell on your face. How is your nose today, doll?
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
It took him 15 minutes to put the condom on.
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